Boise River Rollers
The Boise River Rollers is our second competitive team for Treasure Valley Roller Derby. The team is made up of skilled and dedicated skaters. The Boise River Rollers bring their own unique flair and energy to the track, with a mix of experienced veterans and up-and-coming skaters who are eager to compete. The Boise River Rollers have several games throughout the year.
Abra Cadaver
Abra Cadaver, hailing from Vanderbijlpark, South Africa, has an intriguing backstory behind their chosen derby number, 206. This number reflects the total number of bones in the human body, showcasing their fascination with anatomy and the macabre. As a stay-at-home mom, Abra Cadaver takes care of their son, Harrison, while immersing themselves in the world of roller derby. However, their connection to the realm of death and investigation goes beyond their derby persona. In the past, Abra Cadaver worked at the coroner’s office as a forensic technician, where they played a crucial role in assisting with autopsies. This unique background adds a distinct perspective to their derby journey, intertwining their passion for roller derby with their previous experiences in the forensic field.
Abra Cadaver
#206
She/Her
Babe Ruthless
Babe Ruthless #3, hailing from Beaverton, Oregon, began her roller derby journey in Corvallis with the Sick Town Derby Dames. After completing a few boot camps, she earned her spot on the Fresh Meat team. Soon after relocating to Boise, she found her way to TVR and couldn’t be happier with her decision. Babe Ruthless is excited about the opportunity to improve her skills and be a part of such an awesome team. As a paraprofessional currently pursuing a graduate degree in Administration, she doesn’t have any pets of her own but takes great pleasure in showering attention on everyone else’s furry companions. Her love for outdoor activities knows no bounds, with camping, paddleboarding, and hiking ranking among her top favorites. In addition, she finds solace in reading, particularly as a big fan of Stephen King’s works, and challenging herself with puzzles. With a family that shares a deep passion for baseball, one of her all-time favorite movies is “The Sandlot,” which provided the inspiration for her roller derby name, Babe Ruthless.
Babe Ruthless
#3
She/Her
Blonde All Over
Blonde All Over is originally from Tuscaloosa, AL. Blonde shares a unique connection with a character in a novel who was named after them. This character is portrayed as the bad influence best friend. Along with this distinction, Blonde All Over works as an Attorney in their professional life. They have two furry companions, Clover, a pit-Weimaraner who is more of a lover than a fighter, and Stinkerpuss, a 16-pound orange cat who runs the household and commands the dog.
Blonde All Over
#22
CupQuake
CupQuake #12 is from Ely, Nevada and had never even seen roller skates before joining Treasure Valley Roller Derby. Through the new skater program, she was able to learn how to be a strong team player. CupQuake works as a Patient Access Specialist for Cardiology and is a proud dog-godmother of Chassi, who is Mega Hurtz’s favorite creature. CupQuake chose her derby name because it’s a combination of cute and semi-threatening, a bit of sugar-coated chaos
CupQuake
#12
She/Her/They
Deviled Meg
Deviled Meg #666, from Farmington Hills, Michigan, fulfills a childhood dream by venturing into the world of contact sports, marking Meg’s first year in roller derby with sheer delight. When not on the derby track, Deviled Meg serves as a volleyball coach, imparting her passion for sports to others. Outside of her athletic pursuits, she finds solace in basking in the sun, diving into books, and unleashing her creativity. Her choice of derby name, Deviled Meg, reflects a playful pun using her name while remaining suitable for sharing with their students as she returns to teaching. The incorporation of the number 666 adds a devilishly fitting touch to their persona.
Deviled Meg
#666
She/Her
Mia Wallups
Mia Wallups #2517, is from Nampa, Idaho and is known as one of the original founding members of TVRD. She currently works as a policy analyst and has two pets, Milo (ACD/Kelpie) and Lovin (a cat that thinks he’s a dog). Her favorite movie is Pulp Fiction.
Mia Wallups
#2517
She/Her/They
Pippi Longblocking
Pippi Longblocking, representing Boise, embarked on their roller derby journey with the new skater program in the summer of 2022, only a few weeks after stepping onto skates for the very first time. The number 967 holds special significance for Pippi, as it represents the birth months of their beloved pets: Tito, Birch, and Ira. When not honing their derby skills at practice, Pippi finds solace in reading and exploring the great outdoors, often accompanied by their loyal companion, Birch. Inspired by the whimsical character from the famous book series, Pippi Longblocking chose their derby name as a reminder to embrace life’s joys and not to take things too seriously.
Pippi Longblocking
#967
She/Her
Rainbow Rage
Rainbow Rage #25 finds immense fulfillment in the camaraderie fostered within TVR, provided them with more lifelong friendships than they’ve experienced throughout her entire time in Idaho. Beyond her roller derby pursuits, Rainbow Rage manages the Boise Farmers Market, showcasing her organizational skills and community involvement. Her home is filled with the love of three furry companions: Charles, an 11-year-old husky lab mix; Aries, a 1-year-old German Shepherd Aussie Shepherd; and George, a little orange tuxedo tabby cat who holds the title of everyone’s #1 fan. Outside of work and caring for her pets, Rainbow finds joy in skiing, kayaking, skating on the greenbelt, and attending live concerts and drag shows. The choice of their derby name, Rainbow Rage, holds significant meaning, representing her queer identity and the frustration she feels living in a state that enacts legislation against the queer community. She channels this rage into healthy outlets like roller derby, with “Rainbow” reflecting their favorite color and their zodiac sign, and “Rage” referring to her sign, Aries, adding a playful twist to their persona.
Rainbow Rage
#25
She/Her
Slam Shady
Slam Shady #602 is originally from Phoenix. They're known for winning the "On the Lam" award in the Sirens/Outlaws showdown during the TVRD 2023 Home Teams Season. Slam works as an architectural CADD tech when not on the track. Their furry companion is a cat named Gandalf. In their free time, Slam enjoys exploring their creative side through watercolors and ceramics. They also have a passion for collecting CDs and thrifting for kitschy home decor.
Slam Shady
#602
Whootie
Whootie #909 is originally from the Bay Area in California and has been playing derby for 12 years. They do not miss scrum starts and are currently coaching the new skater program for Treasure Valley. In addition to playing roller derby and coaching, Whootie is also a teacher. They have a German Short Haired Pointer named Molly. Outside of derby and teaching, Whootie enjoys knitting, watching black and white pre-code movies, and spending time with their child. Whootie was named by a former teammate.
Coach Whootie
She/Her
RIOT! Atchya
RIOT! Atchya #19 is a Boise-based roller derby player who had a career highlight when TVRD went to their first-ever D2 tournament in Des Moines, IA. They returned home with a bronzie, marking a major achievement in their career. Outside of derby, RIOT! works as a web developer. They share their home with Tallahassee, a handsome pitbull named after the character in the movie Zombieland, and two kitty siblings, Arbi and Hemingway. When joining derby, RIOT! Atchya tried on a couple of names, but ultimately chose their current moniker as a homage to their love for Paramore, and specifically, the band's album "RIOT!". The most popular track on the album, "Misery Business," had launched the band into the upper echelon of the scene, and RIOT! Atchya wanted to incorporate the album title into their derby name. The name "RIOT! Atchya" is a playful nod to the phrase "right at ya." When not playing derby, RIOT! loves to perform karaoke, with "Misery Business" being their go-to showstopper song, complete with split kicks. They even had the opportunity to perform the song with a live band on the pool deck of the Emo's Not Dead Cruise.
