Treasure Valley All- Stars
Treasure Valley Roller Derby’s travel team is composed of the league’s top skaters. We hold tryouts quarterly to draft these skaters. This is our WFTDA registered team. Get to know our skaters!
Ana Highway to Hell
Ana Highway to Hell #8338 is from Idaho, hailing from Gooding, and discovered roller derby through Emerald City’s new skater program. Her remarkable journey led her to TVRD after completing law school. In a week filled with achievements, Highway passed the bar and was drafted into TVRD, the number 8338 represents her bar score and derby number. Over the span of 14 years with TVRD, she has encountered genuinely remarkable individuals. Highway’s passion for skating remains unwavering, determined to continue as long as their body permits. Off the track, her home is filled with the company of three furry companions named Murphy, Moo, and Mai, alongside five fish with creative names like Red Fish, Blue Fish, and Three Fish. Embracing the outdoors, Highway enjoys camping, rafting, and gardening, while also nurturing a love for sports such as Duck Football, T’s Volleyball Team, and Hot Yoga.
Ana Highway to Hell
#8338
She/Her
Blonde All Over
Blonde All Over is originally from Tuscaloosa, AL. Blonde shares a unique connection with a character in a novel who was named after them. This character is portrayed as the bad influence best friend. Along with this distinction, Blonde All Over works as an Attorney in their professional life. They have two furry companions, Clover, a pit-Weimaraner who is more of a lover than a fighter, and Stinkerpuss, a 16-pound orange cat who runs the household and commands the dog.
Blonde All Over
#22
Cobra
Cobra #513, originally from Cincinnati, OH, chose her derby number as a tribute to her old area code where she grew up. As the owner of So Fresh & So Clean LLC, she brings her entrepreneurial spirit to the forefront. At home, Cobra shares her life with two black and white cats named Pretty Boy Floyd and Frank Einstein, as well as a deaf dog named Penny. Her derby name, Cobra, is derived from her actual name, Shelby, which pays homage to the iconic roadster built in the 1960s. With a need for speed, Cobra sees herself as equally fast on wheels. Her idea of a perfect day includes spending time with friends by the river, getting tattooed, indulging in snacks, and engaging in late-night crafting sessions with a glass of wine while enjoying the cult classic film “Kung Pow! Enter the Fist.”
Cobra
#513
Demolition Barbie
Demolition Barbie, #1959, was born in Pocatello and raised in the Treasure Valley. They were homeschooled right up until they started at BSU at the age of 16. In their second year of college, Barbie had a class with a Treasure Valley skater and learned about roller derby for the first time. Barbie then went to watch a game and fell. in. love. Barbie actually cried while watching – which seemed like an outrageous reaction at the time, but in hindsight, it just meant they knew how important the discovery of roller derby was going to be in their life. Barbie bought a $50 pair of skates that same weekend and started the new skater program the following week. That was 13 years ago, and they’ve been skating ever since – only briefly taking a break to get married and backpack around the world for a year. They live in Boise with their husband and two oversized lap dogs, Gypsy and Hiro. When not playing derby or running around with the pups, Barbie loves to read, play music, and spend time outdoors with friends and family.
Demolition Barbie
#1959
Keke Khaos
Keke Khaos #808, from Boise, began her roller derby journey at the age of 17 in 2011. Currently working as a server while pursuing studies in veterinary medicine, she balances her passion for animals with her professional aspirations. Keke Khaos is a proud pet parent to her beloved tuxedo cat named Crash. When she’s not on the roller derby track, Keke indulges in her love for all things nerdy. As an avid Dungeons and Dragons fan, she embraces the imaginative and immersive world of tabletop role-playing games. This summer, she’s eagerly looking forward to spending her time not skating by diving into the new Legend of Zelda game, embarking on epic adventures in a virtual realm.
Keke Khaos
#808
She/Her
Killswitch EnSkate
Killswitch EnSkate #714 was born in Renton, WA, but has spent most of their life in various places like CA, CO & ID. Despite living in different places, they are a Literal Idaho Native from the Sho-Ban Tribe. Killswitch started playing roller derby back in 2013 for PVB in Pocatello, ID, and also subbed for Juggs in Jackson Hole. Eventually, they made their way to Boise and have been playing with TVRD since. Off the track, Killswitch works as a Housing Case Manager and shares their life with a hermit crab named Barney Gumble. They have a great passion for television and take pride in keeping their family happy and healthy. When time allows, Killswitch also, occasionally, likes to skate.
Killswitch EnSkate
#714
She/Her
Lou Evil Slugger
Lou Evil Slugger #303, originally from Burns, Oregon, wasted no time in making an impact in roller derby. Just a little over three months after delving into the sport, they played their first game with TVR. Alongside their roller derby journey, Slugger works as a dental hygienist, ensuring bright smiles for their patients. They share their home with two feline companions, Fawkes and JayJ. Growing up in a baseball-loving family, Slugger has fond memories of traveling for little league all-star games, nurturing a passion for the sport. In high school, they furthered their athletic pursuits by playing softball.
Lou Evil Slugger
#303
She/Her
Mega Hurtz
Mega Hurtz #927, hailing from Ely, NV, had never been on roller skates before starting derby. In 2019, they joined Treasure Valley Roller Derby and completed their first full season in 2022. Their hard work and dedication paid off when they were voted Most Improved and Rookie of the Year by their teammates. This recognition motivates them to keep pushing themselves on the track. Outside of derby, Mega Hurtz works as a graphic designer and shares their life with a rescue mutt named Chassi. They enjoy spending their free time on home improvement and art projects, as well as exploring local restaurants.
Mega Hurtz
#927
She/Her
Mia Wallups
Mia Wallups #2517, is from Nampa, Idaho and is known as one of the original founding members of TVRD. She currently works as a policy analyst and has two pets, Milo (ACD/Kelpie) and Lovin (a cat that thinks he’s a dog). Her favorite movie is Pulp Fiction.
Mia Wallups
#2517
She/Her/They
RIOT! Atchya
RIOT! Atchya #19 is a Boise-based roller derby player who had a career highlight when TVRD went to their first-ever D2 tournament in Des Moines, IA. They returned home with a bronzie, marking a major achievement in their career. Outside of derby, RIOT! works as a web developer. They share their home with Tallahassee, a handsome pitbull named after the character in the movie Zombieland, and two kitty siblings, Arbi and Hemingway. When joining derby, RIOT! Atchya tried on a couple of names, but ultimately chose their current moniker as a homage to their love for Paramore, and specifically, the band’s album “RIOT!”. The most popular track on the album, “Misery Business,” had launched the band into the upper echelon of the scene, and RIOT! Atchya wanted to incorporate the album title into their derby name. The name “RIOT! Atchya” is a playful nod to the phrase “right at ya.” When not playing derby, RIOT! loves to perform karaoke, with “Misery Business” being their go-to showstopper song, complete with split kicks. They even had the opportunity to perform the song with a live band on the pool deck of the Emo’s Not Dead Cruise.
RIOT! Atchya
#19
She/They
Scarlet Danger
Scarlet Danger #630, a resident of Boise since the age of 9, embarked on her roller derby journey in December of 2006. Scarlet, outside of derby is currently serving as an inside operations manager. In her personal life, Scarlet is a proud parent to three children: Jarrin, who is almost 19 years old, Nickolus, who just celebrated his 12th birthday, and clutch, who is 11 years old. Known for her powerful and impactful hits on the track, Scarlet combines her strength with a playful and joyful approach to the game. She is not afraid to go all out and leave her mark while still finding time to dance and revel in the merry atmosphere of roller derby.
Scarlet Danger
#630
Sinister Kate
Sinister Kate #951 hails from Riverside, California. She is known for being an exceptional captain to her team ;). Sin works as a project specialist, and in her free time, she enjoys romping around with her husband and two furry companions: Buckshot, the water lab, and Alaska, the crazy border collie. Sin has a passion for skating and can often be found gliding through the green belt. She also has a green thumb and loves to grow a wicked garden.
Sinister Kate
#951
She/Her
Whootie
Whootie #909 is originally from the Bay Area in California and has been playing derby for 12 years. They do not miss scrum starts and are currently coaching the new skater program for Treasure Valley. In addition to playing roller derby and coaching, Whootie is also a teacher. They have a German Short Haired Pointer named Molly. Outside of derby and teaching, Whootie enjoys knitting, watching black and white pre-code movies, and spending time with their child. Whootie was named by a former teammate.
